I juuuuust went to bed around 4 am. The cable man was supposed to come between 8 and 12. Why the fuck did I get the wake up call at 7:00? Why did this man arrive at my door at 7:30? Wit cho extra on time ass. He literally took all his supplies to each room and then began work at exactly 8 am. I have to be at work at 2. I’m making my brother watch repair man man and Delilah-Belle and I are about to go sleep on my mom’s couch.
I made it through my first night alone in my new house.
Now I’m sitting on the end of my bed trying to convince myself to take a shower here. I’m a germaphobe and even though I’ve cleaned it like 10 times since I’ve gotten the keys to this place….in like January I’m still grossed out by it. I also had the fairly new carpet professionally cleaned like three days ago and I still won’t touch the floor.
Depends on how I would find out and who she cheated with.
If she had a moment of weakness with some irrelevant nigga, and she came clean hoping for my forgiveness. I would tell her that I would have to fuck one of her friends as punishment. After that, it’s water under the bridge. If she don’t agree with the terms, I’m leaving and I’m taking at least $20 out of her purse right in front of her.
If she cheats with my homie, I’m fucking her mom, recording it, and playing it on a projector the next time she walks in the crib, then I’m leaving and taking at least $20 out of her purse right in front of her.
If she has an ongoing side relationship with some random nigga, Imma just straight up leave with apparent apathy. Give it about a week, and I’ll get both of them jumped to near death. Then rob them for whatever cash they have on em.
In any scenario she’s gonna be hurt in some way with a slightly thinner wallet