May 2013
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
Reblog if you want a really inappropriate...
curvellas:
popitfadatnigga:
4feeteleven-funsized:
dudes still text girls && ask em what they have on ? lol .
that’s when you hit him with some real outlandish shit like “tommy hilfiger overalls and a MECCA beanie”
I don't feel good today.
I just have to make it through this dinner thing.
littletrenchcoatangel:
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
I don’t tell my family anything about my life. Ever. They are completely in the dark because they all expect me...
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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I need a family friendly swimsuit.
My niece and nephew’s birthday party is fast approaching. I have swimwear, but it’s not exactly what you wear to the birthday party of a 10 and 7 year old. I promised to chaperone so I have to be able to get in the pool. I’m on the hunt for a cheap, covered up suit. Something that screams retirement. With my body type it’s extremely easy to look slutty. I don’t need...
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When I got here this morning.
I collapsed on the couch. I’m still wearing my wrist supports, my badge,and my shoes. Last night was a hard night I’m still tired.
It's weird missing someone new.
It feels absolutely disgusting. 😒
I fell asleep talking on the phone about complete nonsense and I woke up to my mom singing Elvis songs really loudly.
Joan Rivers is starting to resemble Jocelyn...
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Sometimes it’s really awesome being able to be on your phone and play games on it because at this point your only half listening anyway. Thanks technology.
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They think I'm being a brat.
For a while I wasn’t really living at home (although I still paid bills there) I wasn’t used to being around my mother nonstop. Almost 2 months ago she had surgery so that made it necessary to be home to help her. I realize that I can’t stay her much longer. I’m really sick of being treated like a guest. The problem comes in with her boyfriend. All of a sudden he has keys and is ALWAYS here. It’s...
katniss-everbeans:
iwishihadafather:
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
Me
It’s really 45 degrees today.
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Hey...Hey you. I will be vindicated.
Lmao
