mysmorgasboard:

www.mysmorgasboard.com
dopevega:

Blue or you’re fired.

dopevega:

Blue or you’re fired.

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mysmorgasboard:

www.mysmorgasboard.com

They think I’m being a brat.

For a while I wasn’t really living at home (although I still paid bills there) I wasn’t used to being around my mother nonstop. Almost 2 months ago she had surgery so that made it necessary to be home to help her. I realize that I can’t stay her much longer. I’m really sick of being treated like a guest. The problem comes in with her boyfriend. All of a sudden he has keys and is ALWAYS here. It’s really annoying having to be 100% dressed all the time. I can’t play music because, he’s tired. I can’t watch tv because he’s in the common area. If I cook/ buy anything for dinner she expects me to feed them as well when I’m not extended the same courtesy. I just feel like if he lives here now (which I’ve been assured he doesn’t he owns a home (take y’all asses over there) ) that should have been discussed with me considering I’m paying to live here, I buy the groceries, the soap, the laundry supplies, pay utilities. One day I’m home at 7 am and the fucking front door just opens. It’s a really irritating situation. I can’t say anything to her because no matter what I pay, this is her house. I do feel disrespected though. I don’t feel like this is my home. I feel like a guest. I just want to watch tv in the living room without a bra on. Just like once a week. Apparently that’s too much to ask.

katniss-everbeans:

iwishihadafather:

when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”

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Me

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strakss:

Kid Cudi

strakss:

Kid Cudi

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opulate:

this is like the most painful moment in any movie ever

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caramelblackness:

tarynel:

barecave:

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Good Gawd!

Lord have mercy, who is this?

caramelblackness:

tarynel:

barecave:

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Good Gawd!


Lord have mercy, who is this?

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allofanimals:

Kudu Bull
shuned:

I love this

shuned:

I love this

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I went to like 3 different stores looking for cornflake Ritter sport. I got to Walgreen and asked if the carried them. They said yes. I got to the aisle and they only had marzipan. I screamed, ” MARZIPAN? I DON’T WANT NO FUCKIN MARZIPAN. WHO THE FUCK EATS MARZIPAN!” 

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I went to like 3 different stores looking for cornflake Ritter sport. I got to Walgreen and asked if the carried them. They said yes. I got to the aisle and they only had marzipan. I screamed, ” MARZIPAN? I DON’T WANT NO FUCKIN MARZIPAN. WHO THE FUCK EATS MARZIPAN!”

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