- Teal- Your blog isn’t all that interesting but you look good.
- Navy- I would like to hit it once, just to see what you could do.
- Magenta- Fuck you and your wack ass blog
- Brown- You are a real nigga. Respect.
- Tan- Fuck the color tan
- Gold- I wanna go out and have a few drinks with you.
- White- I wanna smoke with you.
- Azure- I would like to get to know you.
- Burgundy- What dat mouf do?
- Yellow- Can we just fuck..all the time?
- Indigo- I want to see your nudes
- Jade- I think you are a dick
Destroy the assumption that all fat girls have low self esteem. You don’t like my body? That’s on you, not me.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
… I can do my taxes.
we all have a favorite eyebrow
I’m just gonna flat out delete the app for a while. It’s too much at the moment.
The worst part about being there for everybody is that no one ever bothers to ask if you’re okay or not
I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs
…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:
This is important
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child .
Please, please, please, everyone reblog this. Please. I’m begging you.